Okay, here’s my forecast for the Trump presidency. (I’m just getting ahead of this so when it happens, you can all say, “Wow, David called it.”)
Turns out Trump IS on the Epstein list. But it doesn’t matter, because the internet already has decades of evidence proving he’s a sexual predator.
He gets impeached, removed from office, and indicted—because even Republicans draw the line at having a sexual predator/dictator in charge. (I know. I laughed when I wrote that, too.)
Enter JD Vance.
He’s installed as President—like that wasn’t the plan all along. He smiles, looks vaguely “statesmanlike,” and his first act? Pardon Trump. Full exoneration—instantly shattering what little public faith remained in politics or the democratic process. Because now it’s glaringly obvious: every so-called “democratically elected” government is just a heinous, corrupt racket built on malfeasance, theft, manipulation of public opinion, and good old-fashioned subjugation.
Settling comfortably into his new role as…
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